Warning: Tornado alert. This little devil wreaks havoc and will make a disaster out of anything in his path. If you see him coming, I highly suggest that you take cover and hide or you may not be able to withstand the havoc and chaos that will soon follow.
I'm not sure where my nice, calm, clean child has gone, but I've been left instead with this whirlwind of energy that is uncontrollable.
Run for your lives. Lock your food cupboards and toy closests.
You've been warned. Not responsible for any destruction that ensues or loss of sanity that results.
Oops. Gotta run. I hear the winds beginning to pick up. Destruction is near.